SNOWPOCALYPSE (sarcasm alert is red-orange)

When listening to the radio today, I heard a listener call in to describe the recent weather activity here as the "snow-pocalypse"....

I'm glad this woman got enough cell phone reception from her fallout shelter to call this in. I hope she and her family are still safely in there, because it definitely didn't...stop snowing this morning and the snow plows definitely didn't....clear the roads and put salt on them.

Enjoy your few inches of snow (especially as a conversation piece), Kansas, because it will all melt in a few days when it hits whatever mild winter temperature it usually does.

Road conditions- NOT, more like crappy drivers

WTF Kansas,

You need to learn how to drive in snow. 6-10 inches? Please. We used to get 6-10 inches EVERYDAY when I was a kid back in Minnesnowta. We'd walk through the snow for 6 miles to get to school. I just don't understand why you think 4mph is EVER an acceptable speed to go on a freeway. EVER.

Let me guess- you'll probably close all your schools down tomorrow, won't you? Awwww, that's cute.